Total Recall (2012)

Two hundred million

Dollar box office bust, still

 worth a mindless watch

Nacho Libre

Jack Black in a mask

He's wrestling for love, for life

and for the children

Coneheads

Psycho (1960)

Nothing comes between

Norman and his ma.  She's his 

best friend . . . and him.

The Addams Family

Looking back, they're not

All that creepy and kooky.

Except.... What's Thing's story?

The French Connection

Popeye Doyle hopes to

stop a heroine shipment

coming in from France.

As Good as it Gets

Unlikely trio

Learn life-lessons that warm the

Heart and are bizarre.

Coming To America

African prince, whose

marriage was arranged, lusts for

an American. 

The American

Clooney has some big

Trust issues but is really

Good at making guns.

The Talented Mr. Ripley

Being somebody 

You're not costs a lot lying

killing just to start

R.I.P. Phillip Seymour Hoffman

The History of Future Folk

HONDO! Aliens 

Come to end mankind but fall 

In love with music.

Bernie

No one could believe 

Bernie would shoot that old hag

He was so well liked.

Step Brothers

Two dumb, brute sons who

Failed to launch, just about 

Ruin their parents' fun.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continue

24 hour

News is finally here! (WOOO!)

And Brick finds a wife!

Pollock

I don't get it, just

Looks like baby vomit all-

Over the canvas.

Extract

He got high, the pool-

guy he hired slept with his wife. 

Gene Simmons? Step's nuts!

Donnie Darko

Donnie really gets

A raw deal either way you

Look at it.. Time's up!

The Evil Dead (1981)

There's demons rising 

from the dead dismemberment 

starting with the head

Midnight Run

Jack - a scorned cop -must
deliver a crook before
he's whacked by the mob

On The Road

A Beatnik's recount

of his fast times spent living

it up on the road

The Great Gatsby

Poor Myrtle lives just

beyond the Waste Land-- the rest

are racing towards it.

Seven Psychopaths

Many twists in this

script played out as it's written

 psychopaths collide

Place Beyond the Pines

What a great deal!! Three 

movies in one! Too bad I 

only liked the first one.

Prometheus

(Last movie night at Penn Arts)

Stupid space men! Don't

ever mess with creepy urns 

full of mysterious goo!

Starbuck

Films about "perverts"

Who sell tons of sperm really

Are so heartwarming!

Robocop (1987)

Men build the machine

Machines will build the future

The future needs man

Trailer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clqK5OC3BWE

Host:  Joe

Chaplin

Downey plays a man

that could make us all laugh with-

out a single word

Blankman

To save a city

One does not need super strength

Just hearts of heroes

Trailer:  http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3mz9r_blankman-theatrical-trailer_shortfilms

Host:  Joe

Hyde Park on the Hudson

This movie has it

All: polio, stuttering 

Kings, polygamy....

Videodrome

There is no new flesh! 

You're being used to kill Max!

Videodrome's got you!

Jack Reacher: One Shot

That which is unseen

Can always be found in steps

When you reach for right

Trailer:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lsm-RtCXY8

Host:  Joe

Dirty Harry

Harry gets all the

Dirty jobs 'cause he's the one

Who can do it right.

Lolita (Movie Night 3 Year Anniversary)

A jail bait teen toys

with a middle aged poet 

and destroys his soul.

Barton Fink

They say you write well

Past drama, you will show them

The life of the mind

Trailer:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK0WjWlVO9w

Host:  Joe

Saturday Night Fever

It's disco boogie and,

Raging nights dangling from bridges

Set to Bee Gee's hits.

Distant Thunder

The war rages on

From the jungle to the home

But, there, a new path

Trailer:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwMVHp23CWU

Host:  Joe

Little Big Man

Truly one of the

Craziest stories of the

Fictitious wild west.

Big Boss

Birth of the dragon

Bruce Lee takes on legions of

petty thugs with ease

007: Skyfall

No man, a number

The past swallowed his future

And his greatest foe

Trailer:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kw1UVovByw

Supreme 007 theme by Adele, which rivals Licence To Kill by Gladys Knight...but, not quite

Host:  Joe

Blue Brothers

Gotta keep rolling,

Gotta keep playing music 

And wearing those suits.

Network

Is a fifty share

of the ratings worth a man's

life - Oh you betcha!

Sweeney Todd

Years of suffering

Lead to a bloody barber

Benjamin Barker!

Trailer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_hgrfZVlJA

Best Song, aside from the organ works (Pretty Women):  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDATCXww7hY

Host:  Joe

Charlotte Gray

Love swept away by 

war, a brave woman who fought

to keep hope alive.

The Apartment

Don't let them fool you--

Some boring, mouse-y people

Lead pretty wild lives.

Law Abiding Citizen

When the system fails

Build a system to control

A system to teach

Trailer:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6kVRsdXW4

In the Name of the Father

The IRA blew

up a pub, and the Brits nailed 

the wrong men for it.

The World According to Garp

Garp's short life is

Surreal and sad but strangely

is believable.

Detropia

Urban decay, fires,

 folks fleeing, no jobs, there's whole

lot wrong in Motown

The Campaign

Humble beginnings

Falling down Gym The Ripper

Lead to great success

Trailer:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7yC0iiK7a4

Host:  Joe

Beasts of the Southern Wild

Life in the Bath Tub

is not for the weak. Nature

devours all in time.