Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon

The Master will show

You are the last of Dragons

When you get that glow

Trailer: http://www.videodetective.com/movies/trailers/the-last-dragon-trailer/299

Hud (1963)

Hud was a liar,

A cheat and a drunk. Cared for

No one but hisself.

127 Hours

 

Franco gets trapped and

Hallucinates. Cut that arm 

Off before it rots!!!

Gladiator (1992)

The fight for glory

Is next to nothing when it's

The fight for your friends

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnh-7a8-TTI

Host: Joe

Raging Bull

The best thing 'bout Jake
Was his rage, even though he
Was an animal.

The Remains of the Day

He hasn't got time

For love; he's a butler, and

He's a damn good one.

The Adjustment Bureau

Are you in control?

When true power plans your fate

You still have a choice

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZJ0TP4nTaE

Host: Joe

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

He Bogarted the goods

and then got it  good. It all

blew back in his face.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

I  am thankful that

My best friends are more fun to

Travel with than Steve!

Galafinakis

May be hilarious but

He is no Candy.

Hellraiser

Pleasure is a pain

Brother Frank will find enclosed

In this ancient box

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAx34IZ8bTk

Host: Joe

28 Days Later

Enraged zombies are

prowling, loved ones. . . dead. What hope

is there to survive?

Vertigo

In my opinion....

Jimmy Stewart should stick to

Western films instead.

Hobo With A Shotgun

This town is a mess;

demons, shotguns, drug dealers,

time to clean it up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssHEAOrAdCU

Host: Joe

Papillon

Papillon's captors

Tried to extinguish his hope,

But still he took flight.

The Changeling

Some  history is

Best left in books rather than

Portrayed by Jolie.

The Adventures of Robin Hood

Tights, swords, and arrows

Hold the kingdom for Richard

While merry men get drunk

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHVDRgAFMk

Host: Joe

Blade Runner

Ridley's vision of

Rogue replicants run amok

Just eight years from now.

I'm Not There

Dylan is such a

Big part of our culture that

He is every where.

Leap of Faith

You can fool others

But don't ever fool yourself

Miracles exist

Host: Joe

Gung Ho

Americans can

Build fifteen thousand cars . . with

Some help from the Japs.

American Heart

Bridges was a bad

Dad before he was the dude

 In bad jelly shoes.

Hamburger Hill

The Screaming Eagles

Fight V.C., heartbreak, and doubt

It don't mean nothing

Host: Joe

The Fly

Watch Goldblum hatch from
A fly larvae, while dripping
gooey chunks of flesh.

The Sting

Newman and Redford

Avenge their friend Luther with

A real sweet con job.

Dinner for Schmucks

Taxidermy and

Diorama-building are

Not the worst hobbies!

Host: Danielle



Equilibrium

Grammaton Cleric

In violence we live and die

Through force we are free

Host: Joe

True Grit [2010]

If collarin' bandits
is your aim, you need true grit.
You need the Rooster.

Volver

A fridge can be used

To hide your dead husband-- but

don't keep food there too.

Host: Danielle

The Dirty Dozen

A pack of misfits

Under Reisman's leadership

A team of Soldiers

Host: Joe

The Friends of Eddie Coyle

He made a deal to

avoid doing time - a deal

that would mean his life.

Clockwork Orange

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!

My droogs and I

Are celebrating our first

Birthday with Kubrick!

Host: Danielle

Billy Jack

A foot to your face
By snake brother green beret

Civil rights action

Host: Joe

Slap Shot

The Hansons saved the

Chiefs with violence, but what

Happened to hockey?

Gone with the Wind

Four hours of civil

War and mean looks from Scarlett

And Rhett still loves her!

Host: Danielle

Le Professionnel

In Malagawi

Beaumont will plan his revenge

Complete the mission

Host: Joe

The Godfather

Mikey's now in charge

Of the family and he's

Whacking everyone.

Host: Warren

Happiness

Happiness made us

Say "Ew" as much as it made

Us laugh our butts off.

Host: Danielle

Cyborg

Only a fool - or

robot - would dare mess with the

Muscles from Brussels.

BASEketball

Dude, it's a psyche-out

Play right through his evil plan

And watch The Beers win

Host: Joe

The Kids are All Right

Two lesbians in

Cali - bringing up kids - meet

the source of their sperm.

Jackie Brown

Everyone thinks they

Are using Jackie, but she

ain't anyone's bitch.

Host: Danielle

From Paris with Love

Agent Charlie Wax

Get the coke and a french slut

Jihadi beware

Host: Joe

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Hands down, Five hundred

Million times greater than chump 

 Kutcher's blasphemy!

Host: Danielle

Dolan's Cadillac

We watch and we wait

The long road will be your grave

Your ride is your fate

Based on a Stephen King short story of the same name.

Host: Joe

Children of Men

  Eight-teen years without

 breeding. Man's future is bleak.

His time is fading.

Host: Warren

Fire in the Sky

Hoax or not, the best

Scene in this alien abduction

Flick is the probing.

Host: Danielle



Black Rain

New York to Japan

A cop is bound in honor

And deliverance

Ridley Scott's awesome cop thriller. You'll notice the dark, shadowy film atmosphere that is trademark of Blade Runner and Alien.

Host: Joe

The Big Blue

Enzo and Jacques drink

Champagne under water and

Dive like the dolphins.

 

Host: Danielle

Rashomon

Four saw a rape and
murder, yet the truth lies with-
in their tangled souls.